Camille’s Ideas on Answering The Phone

Whenever somebody answers the phone, we are always greeted by “Hello?” or “This is” and then their name. I believe that as human beings, we should come up with more creative ways to answer the phone. Below are some interesting new ways to answer your phone next time it rings.

· Yo

· Hey

· Hi

· Aloha

· Y-y-ello

· Ello

· Sup

· Hola

· Comó Estas?

· Hello there

· Hi, wanna hear a joke?

· Hey, who is this

· Bonjour

· Shalom

· How was your day?

· Is this Fred?

· T-t-his is Fred

· G’day mate! (In Australian accent)

· Bloody murder!

· Who dis?

· Bob’s Pizza, how may I help you?

· No! This is not McDonalds!

· I’m wearing new socks

· How was your trip? What’s that? You didn’t go on a trip?

· Hello! You’ve reached the Smith Family at (your phone number here) we cannot answer the phone but please leave a message after the tone. Thanks! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Please copy this and give it to all of your friends! Thank you for your consideration and support. If you have any suggestions please email me at DunEatCows13@yahoo.com I appreciate any new suggestions. Thanks again! Help Palo Alto become a non-boring-people-who-pick-up-the-phone-place! Put this paper near your phone and use one of our many ideas listed next time you pick up the phone. Help Palo Alto be a fun place to call today!

Thanks again!

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Camille Chesavage

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